Now Here's Something To Rant About

Brian D., please look at this one. Now this is something to rant about!

Severed Leg Custody Case

1. A redneck ("Jethro") buys a charcoal smoker at a forclosure sale.
   
2. He finds a severed leg wrapped in paper inside it.
3. The redneck former owner of the leg ("Cletus") comes forward, wants it back so he can eventually be buried with it.
4. "Jethro" says "finders keepers" and is suing to keep the leg.
   
5. He's currently displaying the empty smoker for $3 a look. ($1 for kids)
6. He says, “The price will be going up if I get the leg.”

This kind of stuff can only happen in South Carolina.

Bonus:
Here's the 911 log from when "Jethro" found the leg:

Disptach: "What's the problem there?"

Caller: "I got a human foot."

Disptach: "Have a what?"

Caller: "A human left foot."

Disptach: "What's your name?"

Caller: "My name is "Jethro" and its plum nasty got me grossed out."