Truck's in the Shop

The air conditioner in the brand-new truck hasn't been very cold lately, so I resolved to get it looked at under warranty at the dealer tomorrow. Exactly 30 minutes after coming to that decision, I started it up and the "Check Engine" light came on. Nice timing, truck!

I asked Bernie if she'd mind following me to the dealer in her car tomorrow, then dropping me off at work. Then I thought about it some more and decided we'd take it over tonight and fill out the "Late Owl" paperwork so they could work on it first thing in the morning and we wouldn't have to lose any sleep. Then I thought about it some more and realized they don't close until 7pm, and I could drop it off while they were still open and explain in full what's wrong. So that's what we did.

With luck, the truck will be back in tip-top condition and we can take it to the beach this weekend. I'm going for comfort over gas mileage, cost be damned. Plus, it needs some highway miles put on it - it's only got 4800 miles on it in 6 months of ownership, and I'm paying for 12,000 a year on the lease.

I hope they have plug-in hybrid trucks when the lease is up in 2010.

We Won The Lottery!

We won $12 and spent $10 to get it. Then we didn't get the Sunday newspaper we paid for at Bi-Lo later on, so it's a wash.

On another note, what is it about Jon & Kate + 8 that is so entrancing? Last year, I was addicted to Deadliest Catch. There must be something about TLC.

Lucky Seven Samurai

I finally got through The Seven Samurai tonight, thanks to Turner Classic Movies.

I know that a bunch of us guys got together years ago at my place to watch this movie, but somehow, I don't think we got more than 1/4 of the way through it. I remember making jokes about the fatalism of the villagers at the beginning of the movie.

Of course, this brings together a few observations about this movie that pretty much apply to any Japanese or Hong Kong movie involving swords:

• Any Asian girl who cuts her hair short will be universally mistaken for a boy.
• Asian firewood burns like it's been soaked in gasoline, even if it's raining.
• Houses in villages burn like they're made from aforementioned Asian firewood. Simply speaking the word "fire" around them is usually enough to set them ablaze.
• Wrapping armor around the shins is mandatory, but shoes are optional.
• Wearing short robes with sumo thongs underneath is apparently fashionable.
• Villagers and Samurai alike tend to be angry and yell a lot. I attribute this to the sumo thongs.

Weekends Go By So Fast

We accomplished a lot of stuff this weekend, but it flew by so fast that I'm bummed out.

One invention, instant curry laksa mix (just add water!), has been vacuum-packed in individual pouches for tasting by our beta-testers. That's an accomplishment in itself because we had to learn how to use our vacuum sealer for the first time. The mix is pretty darn tasty, but it's got a lot of red chili in it, as that's the way I like it. We may have to make a 'mild' variety with less chili after we get the results back from the testers.

My prototype invention has been assembled and will be tested tonight while I sleep. The air pump may need to be upgraded, as the effects are subtle at best right now.

We got rid of the last of the charity donation junk, bought some yard materials, washed all the laundry, changed the air filters, and still found some time for a father's day lunch at the parents' place. Good weekend, but far too short.

Oh yeah, and tomorrow, I start drinking whey protein drinks for breakfast instead of going to McDonalds. This is the first step towards some serious dietary changes in my future. More on that later.

We Are Experiencing a Lull

Still not much of entertainment value going on in this household...

Dad had his surgery and recovery is going reasonably well - the issues he normally has with anesthesia are progressing...normally, and the actual results of the surgery seem to be very encouraging. He's got better strength in his legs already and his pain from the shoulder seems to be gone. The numbness in his hands is better, too. We're hoping he's at least pain-free in the arm forever from this operation.

For those of you who haven't heard, Dad has spinal stenosis in his cervical spine. This means that bone spurs are growing inside the spinal column and are pinching the cord, causing pain and partial paralysis which will worsen if not corrected. He had one surgery before I got married 3 years ago, and the surgeon botched it, leaving a fragment of bone embedded in the nerve to his left arm, which caused him a lot of pain and he lost a lot of use of the arm. A second surgery removed the splinter and relieved some of the problem, but not all. This year, he noticed his legs getting weaker and numbness in his hands and he went to another surgeon who decided he needed to have two more vertebrae operated on. As I said above, it looks like it went well.

We've had a week free of cat puke after banning the dry food. The automatic feeder seems to be working reasonably well and has cut down on Trouble bugging us for food all day, though you can never completely stop a cat from complaining. Trouble still likes to sleep on the concrete patio in the heat of the day. We put the canvas back up on the gazebo to try to prevent him from frying.

I might get to the assembly phase of my invention this weekend, as I now have an acceptably powerful air pump and the radioactive isotopes have arrived (just kidding on the last part).

There is a little yard work on the agenda - I have to spray the crape myrtles before the japanese beetles arrive, and we need to remove the old weed-infested mulch from the garden and then replace it.

Weekend Update

Not much going on here lately. Mostly looking for a new creative outlet.

Picked up the guitar again, practiced for a week and then went on vacation and haven't followed up with it since.

Thinking about finally doing the built-in bookcases for my computer room. It's been so hot here, that I'm not sure I could stand working in the garage, though.

Today, I had an idea for an invention. I went out and got some parts to put a prototype together, and if it works like I expect, I might look into a patent. I searched for a product like this because I wanted to buy one, but the internet has nothing like it being advertised for sale. So, maybe I'm the first guy with this idea! (and, no, I'm not telling what it is).

We're going to my sister's place for dinner tomorrow with the rest of the family, and I'm cooking beans in the crock pot, which is making the house smell really good. Ingredients: White great northern beans (dry), 24 oz of beer, water, tomato paste, dehydrated onion, salt, liquid smoke, and kecap manis (sweet thick soy sauce). I might add a little hot sauce tomorrow if it needs a kick. For the record, beans are great cooked with only beer and salt, but I decided to make it more like baked beans for the little nephews.

I bought an automatic cat feeder this week on amazon, and the cat boycotted the food for two days (Bernie was feeding him treats and giving him dry food, so he held out longer than he should have been able to). I stopped Bernie from spoiling him and he's eating from the new bowl now. It's a covered lazy susan with five compartments and a digital timer, and it rotates to a fresh compartment at each mealtime. This should solve the annoying "waking us up begging for breakfast at 5 am" problem. We hope.

All use of dry cat food has been banned in the house - the cat loves it, but can't keep it down.

That's about it - told you - nothing's going on down here!

Indiana Jones and the Burning Popcorn Machine

Bernie and I went out for our "anniversary" dinner tonight. Our actual anniversary was Wednesday, but we obviously were not able to celebrate in the middle of the week, so tonight was the night. We went to see Indiana Jones at the local googolplex.

Of course, being me we're talking about here, some rookie concession stand employee figured that the popcorn maker didn't actually need any oil this evening, so with 15 minutes left in the movie, the fire alarms go off, the projectors stop, and everyone must evacuate the theater. We end up in the parking lot with a billion irate women being deprived of their "Sex and the City" premiere.

We do eventually get to go back inside after the fire department comes and turns off the alarms, and then we get to see the end of the movie.

(Seriously, though...the alarm goes off at the exact moment when Spalko is setting the skull back on the skeleton - the climactic moment in the movie - how likely is that to be a coincidence?)

Anyway, there you go. I can't go to a movie without a fire breaking out. On the plus side, I discovered on the way home that the local gas station stocks Mexican Cokes! With real sugar, not HFCS! Oh my gosh, that tastes so much better!

PS: Indiana Jones pronounces "Nuclear" as nyoo-cyoo-lar, just like the POTUS does.

Surprise! We Went On Vacation!

I just now realized that I haven't mentioned the vacation that we just went on and got back from in this blog. Oops.

We went to Puerto Rico and it was awesome. There's no time today to make a decent blog entry on it, and tomorrow is booked up as well with an after work program to attend and desperately needed grocery shopping, so it'll probably be Thursday before I can attend to this decently.

Trust me, though. We had a great time. Visit Puerto Rico.

Another Season Gone

When I looked at dialidol.com this morning, I saw that they had called the vote for David Cook by a wide margin. This of course contradicted the judges' commentary from last night, so I was looking forward to some backtracking tonight. I got it. Poor Simon had to make up some stories about the performances being closer after he looked at it on TV at home.

Well, this is the second year in a row I've called out the eventual winner early in the season, but it was pretty easy to narrow it down to the final two way back when there were 10 people still competing, so I'm not getting a big head about it - yet.

Congrats to DC, who was either sporting a new guitar tonight, or he just replaced his "AC" decal with a new one. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the guitar manufacturers signed him up to an endorsement deal this week, which would be a first for an Idol.

More observations:

• I was entertained for two solid hours tonight (except for Jimmy Kimmel, the Pips spoof that went on far too long, and the "you are my brother" guy), and the performers were phenomenal.
  
  
• The group numbers were all extremely good. I think they've been rehearsing for weeks while the competition was still going on in the other arena.
  
  
• Brooke White had her "Idol moment" during her duet with Nash. On the final verse and chorus, the magic happened where two performers suddenly connect with each other, and you could see it on both their faces. This is why musicians do what they do, and it's also why they tend to do drugs - it's an amazing feeling and if you can't make it happen all the time, you look for it elsewhere.
  
  
• I totally can't believe that Randy found an authentic Captain Kangaroo blazer somewhere.
  
• Any doubters about the best performer between the Davids need only look at tonight's show. Cook was everywhere, singing harmony, singing lead, singing different genres of music, showing his incredible versatility. Archuleta isn't that great singing harmony, and can't do upbeat stuff, or move around while singing. I think Archie will be great someday, but he's got a lot of work to do in the meantime - he's got to become a musician to get to that next level.
  
  
• Speaking of which - I nearly died laughing when I saw Cook's Guitar Hero commercial. In Archie's version, he was wearing shorts - such a Mormon.
  
  
• I'm going to have dreams about fronting for ZZ Top tonight.
  
  
• Carly looks better each week, and now that the pressure's off, her singing is light-years better than it was while she was still competing. She's lost a lot of weight in 20 weeks.
  
  
• I'd forgotten, as did most of America, how good Jason Castro is when he's in his comfort zone. I read last week that he had been on stage only twice before he auditioned for American Idol, and only learned the guitar two years ago. He's got work to do, but he came a long way really fast, and experience could turn him into a force to be reckoned with in the future.
  
  
• Did it look to any of you like when the fireworks started raining down at the end that the stage managers rushed the Idols into the audience rather quickly? Think that was a snafu?
  
  
• Damn, George Michael is amazing. I wish he'd get his personal act together. Queen should have signed him up to replace Freddie Mercury.
  
  
• I can't wait for DC's CD.
  
  
• It's a shame I won't shell out the cash for the tour, because it should be great - the contestants that lost this year didn't lose for lack of talent, they lost because they broke under pressure. Like Carly, I think they'll really amp it up without the nerves being a factor.
  

American Idol finals

Personally, I liked David Cook's songs better tonight. Archuleta was in the zone, however.

I prefer someone that won't reprise something they've done before and chooses something new over someone that had their best performance in week 1 and milks it again in the finals. That's the difference between an artist and a singer.

No predictions. We'll see how the voting goes. I'll be happy either way.

We're Sale-ing A-wayyyyyy...

Yesterday was the neighborhood yard sale, and we were both busy and lazy all week, so we didn't prepare as completely for it as we should have. We spent Friday night hauling boxes out of the attic and sticking price tags on stuff, and it was 1 am before we realized it.

The next morning, of course, we had to get up at 6 am and set up for the sale. If you do the math, that's only 5 hours of sleep. This will come into play later in this story.

The neighborhood didn't have this sale last year, so the last time we did this was two years ago, and at that time, we had just moved in and had a TON of junk to get rid of. This time, we were shocked to see that there really wasn't a whole lot of stuff to get rid of. I had various power adapters, and computer junk, an old PDA, our old weed-eater, a hedge trimmer, and that's about it. We had an old waffle iron and our old rice cooker, and then Bernie had various soft items like place mats, and we had a lot of old clothes. The rest was very small stuff.

Compared to our across-the-alley neighbors, we were strictly small-time. The neighbor's son works for 1-800-GOT-JUNK, and he's been cherry-picking good stuff from the junk they collect. He had several 35mm cameras, an electric scooter, potted tropical plants that came from a pro football player that got traded to New York, furniture, etc. People were backing up their trucks to their garage all day.

Anyway, we were let down by the neighborhood association, which had sent a newsletter item saying the sale would be published in the paper and that a charity was sending a truck in the afternoon to pick up anything we couldn't sell. In fact, neither item was true, so the traffic was very light. At the end of the day, I was surprised to hear that Bernie and I had sold $120 of stuff.

Strangely enough, she sold 5 or 6 Malaysia keychains (you know, tourist-type souvenirs) that she had brought home from our last trip. You never know what's going to be popular.

Anyway, we loaded up the clothes that didn't sell and hauled them in the back of my truck to Goodwill, then went to our favorite sushi place for a late lunch.

Interesting side story: We discovered our favorite sushi chef's Servsafe certificate on the wall. His name is Jackie, but we saw his Chinese name on the certificate, and it's really Zhao Qi Chen. "Zhao Qi" Americanized to "Jackie" - so he's Jackie Chen! (Chen is pronounced pretty much like "Chan", folks, so bear with me). Furthermore, Bernie tells me that "Zhao Qi" means "The real thing" in Chinese. That's just a pretty cool name any way you look at it.

After lunch, we came home and moved the remaining boxes indoors and collapsed in exhaustion. At this time, I was reminded there is a party across the street in two hours and we have to make a cake for it. Bernie gets started on the cake, and I decide that I need to make a contribution also.

A couple of weeks ago, I caved in to an impulse and bought the "As Seen On TV" pancake puff maker. I thought I'd try it out and see if it could make something for the party. After looking in the freezer, I saw only some ground beef, so I decided to make cheeseburger pancake puffs. Ground beef, dehydrated onion, ketchup, mustard, cheese. Darned if the filling didn't taste just like McDonalds! Anyway, the pancake puffs are the real deal - they came out very nice, using the normal old Bisquick recipe. I made a huge mess of the stove top in the process, dripping batter everywhere, though.

So after a quick shower, we dash over to the party, pausing in the process only to toss a soccer ball back to the kids from across the street, who manage to kick it over our fence three times in 15 minutes while we are trying to leave. I tell them they need more practice - but not here, because we're leaving and can't get the ball for them any more today.

Once we get to the party, it turns out to be a good thing I made the cheeseburger puffs, because the neighbors bring the kids along (the puffs disappear once the kids figure out what they were). A couple of hours later, we come home and decide we're too tired to clean up. I stay awake about 30 minutes before I can't keep my eyes open any longer. We've been on our feet all day since 6 am, on 5 hours sleep, and even though it's only 10pm, it's bedtime. Zzzzzzz.

That's a whole weekend of work in just one day.

No Surprises

Well, it looks like AI's going to play out as expected.

Syesha had two good performances with her choice and Randy's choice of songs, and did as well as she could on the idiotic choice from the producers. Can someone please tell me why Lythgoe and Fuller would pick a dance track for a singing competition?

Archie had a good performance on Paula's choice of song ballad, a mediocre performance of the producers' choice of song ballad, and a bad performance of his choice of ballad...whoa, wait! He did something upbeat by his own choice? Okay, my mind is blown. Too bad he messed it up. I caught a couple of mumbled lyrics in there, followed by some shaky notes. I tell you, if he wanted to do something upbeat, he should have picked "Cherry Pie" or "Pour Some Sugar On Me". I know it sounds weird, but I think his voice would actually work in hair metal music.

David Cook was 2 for 3 for me tonight. Simon's choice was a challenge with "First Time Ever I Saw Your Face", and he mashed it up pretty darn well. David's choice was only average, and he was off-pitch quite a bit while singing it. (Dunno why David doesn't do well if he's the one picking the genre). His last performance was "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" with Diane Warren in the audience, and he faked everyone out by starting with the orchestra accompaniment and stuck with it much longer than Aerosmith's version, sticking the bridge in before the chorus and finally rocking out on the chorus at the very end.

It'll be the Davids next week.

Song Choices and How I Would Have Done It

I've gotta say, I've been HUGELY disappointed with song choices all season on American Idol. Aside from David Cook and Kristy Lee Cook at the end of her run, I don't think we had anyone make a well-considered musical choice on any show.

So with that in mind, I'm going to lay out how I would have chosen songs for each Idol this season.

Top 12- Lennon/McCartney:

Singer	Song Choice	Better Choice	Comments
Chikezie Eze	"She's A Woman"	"She Came in Through the Bathroom Window "	He could have wailed on this one
David Archuleta	"We Can Work It Out"	"Day Tripper"	I can actually hear his vocals working on this up-tempo song
David Cook	"Eleanor Rigby"	"Eleanor Rigby"	This was the good choice of the night and the first indication that DC was special
David Hernandez	"I Saw Her Standing There"	"And I Love Her"	He should have stuck with Beatle ballads
Jason Castro	"If I Fell"	"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"	He's the only one that can pull off the slightly more twisted Beatles songs.
Michael Johns	"Across The Universe"	"Why Don't We Do It in the Road? "	Michael really needed an injection of testosterone at this point in the competition
Amanda Overmyer	"You Can't Do That"	"I Saw Her Standing There "	A much more appropriate song for her voice
Brooke White	"Let It Be"	"Let It Be"	One of only three decent song choices that night
Carly Smithson	"Come Together"	"Penny Lane "	This early in the season, she needed to show a softer side of her vocals
Kristy Lee Cook	"Eight Days A Week"	"Yesterday "	Anything's an improvement over that hoe-down version of "8 days a week"
Ramiele Malubay	"In My Life"	"The Long and Winding Road "	This would have been more memorable
Syesha Mercado	"Got To Get You Into My Life"	"Got To Get You Into My Life"	The last good song choice of the evening

Top 11 - Beatles:

Singer	Song Choice	Better Choice	Comments
Chikezie Eze	"I've Just Seen A Face"	"I Got A Feeling"	Good song for belting out his baritone vocal
David Archuleta	"The Long And Winding Road"	"Do You Want to Know a Secret "	The girls in the mosh pit would love this one
David Cook	"Day Tripper"	"Come Together "	I'd love to hear what he'd do with this song
Jason Castro	"Michelle"	"All I've Got to Do "	Guitar strumming, happy-go-lucky, head bobbing. It's Jason all over.
Michael Johns	"A Day In The Life"	"I'm Only Sleeping "	Good, laid back song with strong melody line in his range
Amanda Overmyer	"Back In The U.S.S.R."	"Back In The U.S.S.R."	Good choice
Brooke White	"Here Comes The Sun"	"Hey Jude"	Piano song.
Carly Smithson	"Blackbird "	Blackbird	Good choice
Kristy Lee Cook	"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"	"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da "	She'd have been much more memorable with an uptempo song like this
Ramiele Malubay	"I Should Have Known Better"	"I'll Cry Instead "	Upbeat and in her vocal range
Syesha Mercado	"Yesterday "	"I Should Have Known Better"	This was a much more appropriate song for Syesha than Ramiele

Top 10 - Birth Year:

Singer	Song Choice	Better Choice	Comments
Chikezie	If Only For One Night - Luther Vandross	No change	Chikeze sounded good on this one
David Archuleta	You're The Voice -John Farnham	Cherry Pie - Warrant	Admit it, if he'd actually sung this, you'd be a fan, right?
David Cook	Billie Jean -Michael Jackson	No change	This was his breakthrough moment of the season
Jason Castro	Fragile -Sting	Faith - George Michael	Upbeat, guitar strumming song. Right up Jason's alley
Michael Johns	We Will Rock You /We Are The Champions- Queen	No change	I can't blame him for trying Queen after his triumph in Hollywood
Brooke White	Every Breath You Take - The Police	No change	The judges liked it, so I don't see a reason to change it
Carly Smithson	Total Eclipse Of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler	No change	Good song for her, but not so good performance.
Kristy Lee Cook	God Bless The U.S.A. - Lee Greenwood	No change	This was the moment she turned it all around
Ramiele Malubay	Alone - Heart	I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany	The cuteness factor of her singing this song is irresistable
Syesha Mercado	If I Were Your Woman - Stephanie Mills	No change	I actually liked this.

Top 9 - Dolly Parton:

Singer	Song Choice	Better Choice	Comments
David Archuleta	Smoky Mountain Memories	Great Balls Of Fire	Dolly actually recorded this one. He'd have impressed me if he'd have chosen it
David Cook	Little Sparrow	No Change
Jason Castro	Travelin' Thru	No Change
Michael Johns	It's All Wrong, But It's All Right	No Change
Brooke White	Jolene	Me and Little Andy	This song is so sad that Brooke would have made Simon cry
Carly Smithson	Here You Come Again	No Change
Kristy Lee Cook	Coat Of Many Colors	No Change
Ramiele Malubay	Do I Ever Cross Your Mind	Jolene	She needed a strong song in her mid-range with some attitude
Syesha Mercado	I Will Always Love You	No Change

Top 8 - Inspirational Songs:

Singer	Song Choice	Better Choice	Comments
David Archuleta	Angels - Robbie Williams	No Change	Excellent Choice
David Cook	Innocent - Our Lady Peace	I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly	His smoky low range would work well here.
Jason Castro	Over The Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole	No Change	Jason's best song all season
Michael Johns	Dream On - Aerosmith	Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor	Dream On isn't inspirational. Eye of the Tiger makes you want to work out.
Brooke White	You've Got A Friend - Carole King	I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash	Slightly less predictable and it's got a little beat to it
Carly Smithson	The Show Must Go On - Queen	The Rose - Bette Midler	Replacing depressing with inspirational.
Kristy Lee Cook	Anyway - Martina McBride	No Change	She really performed this one well
Syesha Mercado	I Believe - Fantasia	Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves	Getting her out of the Diva copycat business. This is a fun song, too.

Top 7 - Mariah Carey:

Singer	Song Choice	Better Choice	Comments
David Archuleta	When You Believe	No Change	One of the few times I liked what he sang
David Cook	Always Be My Baby	No Change	This was a triumph. He could have recorded this.
Jason Castro	I Don't Wanna Cry	No Change	For Jason, this was pretty good.
Brooke White	Hero	Through the Rain	This would have been perfect for her understated style
Carly Smithson	Without You	I Still Believe	I can't believe she didn't pick this in the first place.
Kristy Lee Cook	Forever	No Change	Even though she lost the vote, this was one of her best performances ever.
Syesha Mercado	Vanishing	Vision of Love	This was the one week she could be forgiven for singing a diva song.

Top 6 - Andrew Lloyd Webber:

Singer	Song Choice	Better Choice	Comments
David Archuleta	Think Of Me - 'Phantom of the Opera'	No Change	Archie had probably been saving this idea all season
David Cook	Music Of The Night - 'Phantom of the Opera'	No Change	The bravo performance of the night
Jason Castro	Memory - 'Cats'	Crazy - Starlight Express	This is the only song I can find from ALW that Jason could have pulled off
Brooke White	You Must Love Me - 'Evita'	No Change	This would have been good had she not screwed it up.
Carly Smithson	Superstar - 'Jesus Christ Superstar'	No Change	"All I Ask Of You" would have doomed her. Too bad she got voted out anyway.
Syesha Mercado	One Rock n' Roll Too Many - 'Starlight Express'	No Change	Darn good choice. This marked Syesha's rise up the rankings

...and that take us up to two weeks ago. I've been writing for 3 hours, so I'll catch up on this another time.

As If It Weren't Obvious

For those of you who didn't see the show last night, Jason Castro is certain to be eliminated tonight.

He butchered both his songs like they were a bad audition tape. First song: "I Shot the Sheriff", the arrangement was disjointed and he whined all the way through it. It was hard to tell what kind of sound he was going for, reggae or rock. Second song: "Mr. Tambourine Man", he forgot the words and la-la'ed through it. Jason gave it about 20% more energy than usual tonight and it only made things worse. He had hinted in an interview last week that he was ready to go home, and he got caught on camera yawning during introductions. I think he smokes pot during commericals. Honestly.

Anyway, Syesha continued her rise up the boards with what I thought were the two best songs of the night, a copycat Tina Turner "Proud Mary" and a slow croon for "Looks Like Things Are Gonna Change". Archuleta picked two ballads again - go figure. He did "Stand By Me", sang one verse and cheesed it up by improv-ing lyrics addressed to the girls in the mosh pit. He followed that up with "Love Me Tender" and did the same thing. David Cook was underwhelming with "Hungry Like The Wolf" and above average with "Baba O'Riley".

All in all, a snooze-fest.

The broadcast sound quality was the worst ever. Most songs sounded like they were a capella. You could see the band playing but couldn't hear them at all. If this show is about music, it sure doesn't show it.

Cleansing over (for me)

24 hours between meals and I was done. I really wanted to make it that 24 hours, though, just to prove something to myself.

Bernie's still going, but her resolve is starting to weaken. She's got a headache, so I told her to take a teaspoon of the maple syrup she uses for her drink and to hold it on her tongue for as long as she could. Hopefully, that'll get her blood sugar up a bit.

I'd feel a little better about this cleanse if it were only a 3 day program.

Household Cleansing

If you read my wife's blog, you probably know about this internal cleanse business.

What you probably don't know is that I volunteered to do it with her. Am I insane?

I am in it until the first migraine happens, anyway. That was my promise. So until the pain-hammer starts, I'm taking the saltwater drink in the morning and my only nutrition is lots and lots of lemonade made with maple syrup.

So far, I've missed two meals and dinner time is fast approaching. I've thought about food pretty much all day. I've accomplished putting a liner in the bottom of the storage ottoman I built last summer, and done a lot of web surfing. I may go outside and put the finishing touches on the bamboo bench from last fall, so we can move it to the garden where it belongs.

Is it bad when you watch Man vs Wild on Discovery, and the worms and insects Bear Grylls eats make you hungry?

IRON MAN

Oh My God. This movie rocks.

Best Super-hero movie ever. Batman Begins? Bah. Spider-Man? Ptui! X-men? I laugh.

Robert Downey, Jr. is the best actor ever cast in a super-hero role, and it makes all the difference. I could watch a whole movie of just Tony Stark never getting into the armor and be entertained.

Be warned! (I wasn't) You must stay to the end of the credits. (I didn't). If you don't, you'll be sorry. (I am).

I May Have Spoke Too Soon

After watching Idol last night, and looking at Dialidol this morning, I think my last post on the issue may have been premature.

As we know, Jason Castro and Brooke White have pretty much stunk up the joint for several weeks running, last night being no exception. We also know that Syesha has been at the bottom of the votes for several weeks running, despite some pretty good performances.

I had concluded that this data indicated that the voting patterns were set in stone and individual performances would no longer have an effect on votes.

Well, judging by my lack of interest in the show last night, and by the dialidol figures from this morning, I am changing my mind. I think the Castro and White voters have left the show and Syesha's fans were motivated by Simon's "you may be in trouble tonight" at the end of the show.

Couple that with Castro being in the "slot of death" at the beginning of the show, Paula's bizarre but eerily spot-on future-seeing comments about "not trying hard enough", and the fact that dialidol has Jason and Brooke in a dead heat at the bottom of the voting, with Syesha being the top vote-getter.

I have to guess that Castro is going home tonight. Let's hope it's true.

Bewilderingly Sick

On Saturday, I got up late and noticed that I felt weak and stiff, despite not having done anything strenuous lately. I didn't feel better during the day. That night I noticed that my nose was congested again (something I thought was getting better after my one bout of allergy attack earlier this spring), and that I was only able to sleep well on my stomach.

Sunday morning, I was still stiff and sore and weak, but I was really dopey and not well-rested, which I attribute to breathing problems during the night. I didn't get better until late afternoon, after a nap. I was OK during the evening, but last night I woke up every 30 minutes, it seemed, and when the alarm went off this morning, I knew I wasn't going to make it to work. I called in sick and slept until 11. I also noticed that the little bits of my tonsils that remain (after having them out years ago) are a bit swollen.

When I got up finally, I stretched a bit and I'm feeling a bit better. I think I'm going to dedicate the day to stretching my muscles periodically and see if I can get rid of the stiffness. Tonight, I'm going to stock up on allergy meds again.

Going On Record

I shoulda known.

We've reached the point where as far as the contest goes, they don't even need to bother with the singing - it's all about voter turnout.

The trend is clear and can be called out. Following this week's dismissal of Carly, we can expect Syesha to go next week, then the next two victims are Brooke and Jason, leaving the two Davids in the final.

The only thing that can change that is if Brooke completely and utterly melts down next week and her fans abandon her after three terrible weeks in a row.

I expect Carly's fans to move to David Cook's camp. Syesha's fans will probably stop voting entirely. Jason's fans will mostly move to Archuleta's base. Brooke's fans will mostly stop voting (males), but some will go to Archuleta (females who like the wholesome clean-cut thing). Archuleta wins American Idol.

That's how I'm calling it.